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Interesting quote from someone about themselves;
"Where ever I go, you will always find me!"
Question: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
Answer: So he could hide in cherry trees.
Question: Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?
Answer: That proves it works.
From the Phantom Joker
A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
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