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Man goes into a pub. There's a donkey in the corner with a sign around its neck - "If you can make this donkey laugh,
you'll get £10". Man goes up to the donkey, whispers something in its ear, and the donkey starts rolling around in hysterics.
Man collects his money and off he goes. Week later, he comes back and the Man says to barman - I'll have a go, but I need
to take him outside. He takes him outside, he returns and the donkey is bawling his eyes out. Barman says - how did you do
that? Man replies - first time I told him my dick was bigger than his, second time I showed him!
Man goes into a pub with a crocodile under his arm. Bar man says - you can't bring that in
here, it's dangerous! Man goes - no it's not, I'll show you! Man puts croc on bar, opens its mouth, puts his dick inside,
shuts its mouth and starts hitting it on the head. Pulls it out and says - look it's fine, anyone else w...anna try? Woman in corner says - I will as long as you don't hit me so hard on the head!
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