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ARIES  :  Drinking  style;   Impulsive  Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to  call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone  to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks,  and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting  Aries people drunk I as good way to get what you want out of  them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose  when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened  should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can  be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you  haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last  night, you sneaky Gemini.
 

TAURUS  Drinking style:  Taurus  prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow  glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated  Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of  bull-in-a-China-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white  carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference  for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and  barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not  to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god,  no. A squiffy Taurus will get, ER, gregarious (full of loud  mouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag  to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.  

GEMINI  Drinking style;  
Gemini's  can drink without changing their behavior much-- they're so  naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just  hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing  with finesse and allusion, then doing something to belie an  extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in  your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic ability to flirt  successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky)  with several people at once. They like to order different  cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- and may  create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc  and limoncello) for their own amusement.  

CANCER  Drinking style;  
Cancer  is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an  after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it,  Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces,  Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at  ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on  VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never  really drunk; instead, they get 'tired and emotional' (read:  weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than  swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red  wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite  Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and  you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and  soda.  

LEO  Drinking style;  
Leo  likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers,  and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their  commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're  quite aware they're darling -Leos will be Leos, after all.  They generally know their limit, probably because they  loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed,  expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one  what rung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even  when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer)  and expects a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to  you the next day.

VIRGO Drinking style;   
Cerebral Virgos are compelled to  impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest  for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs,  sure --but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to  sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They  rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do!  Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an  unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when  walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one  Virgo friend used to declare, 'I'm going to drink myself  into a low-level of intelligence tonight.' A toast to the  sub genius IQ!

LIBRA Drinking style;   
'I'm jusht a social drinker,' slurs  Libra, 'it's jusht that I'm so damn social?' Libra loves  nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone.  Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with  Insta-Frienddevice set to 'on') or heavier on the Evil Libra  side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales  can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are  notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get  them into all sorts of trouble --including wearing their  wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with  every man/woman in the roomor even blacking out the night's  events entirely. Oops!

SCORPIO  Drinking style;  
Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had  enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but  intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering  drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and  screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them  see
   the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not asa  personality-altering tool -- though if depressed,  self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally,  they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant  conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember  everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed.  Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

SAGITTARIUS  Drinking style;  
In vino veritas -- and, for  Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When buttered, they'll  spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness  aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is  a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from  the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Ann a  Nicole Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in  the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere  else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun . Good-natured hijinks are sure  to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping;  spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty  call).

CAPRICORN Drinking style;   
Capricorn is usually described as  practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no  wonder they get left off the astrological cocktail-party  list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Ann ie Lennox,  not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star:  independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too  eager to please. And if they make money being themselves,  who're you to quibble? But just like most rock stars,  they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally  need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the  after party, especially if they can hookup with a cute  groupie.

AQUARIUS Drinking style;   
Aquarius and drinking don't go  together that well(except for water, that is). They have an  innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an  idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a  stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing,  however, they're too preoccupied with their duties to get  combative -- and they make perfectly charming drunks in that  case. Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-nursers.  They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get  them before they start raising their wrist):Aquarius is  fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding  interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.

PISCES  Drinking style;  If you're a Pisces, you've probably  already heard that you share a sign and an addictive  personality --with Liz Taylor, Lisa Minnelli and Kurt  Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the  dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they  build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive  date like that? On the other hand, they're fabulously  enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime.  With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher  of margaritas and windup in bed together for days. The  phrase 'addictive personality' can be read two ways, you  know. ...