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Great quote's from someone... and I quote;
There are three types of people in this universe,
Those that can count, and those that cant.
(very few get that)
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The next statement is True,
The last statement is False
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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is definitely not for you!
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They say marrage is an institution....
But who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marks
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Classic Quotes by Omar Khayyam (1048-1131) Persian writer, mathematician
Living Life Tomorrow's fate, though thou be wise, Thou canst not tell nor yet surmise; Pass, therefore,
not today in vain, For it will never come again.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap
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Where ever I go, you will always find me
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Did you know your not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on?
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“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. ”
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it ”
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Sucsess - To be able to spend your time the way YOU want to.
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again
and expecting a different result.
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There are three types of people in this universe,
those that can count and those that cant...
got it yet?
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Other Whacko Stuff
Did you hear?
Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil worshipper who followed Santa?
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who brought himself a warehouse
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It’s time to turn off your computer when…
…you wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom, but stop to check your email first.
…you start using smileys in your snail mail (if you even remember what that is).
…you refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
…you can’t call your mother…she doesn’t have a modem.
…you check your mail. It says “no new messages”. So you check it again.
…you don’t know what gender your three closest friends are because they have neutral
screen-names, and you never bothered to ask.
…you move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape.
…you start tilting your head sideways to smile
…you turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling as if you pulled the
plug on a loved-one.(I do this one I really do!)
Songs to program by…
Eleanor Rigby
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Eleanor Rigby
Sits at the keyboard
And waits for a line on the screen
Lives in a dream
Waits
for a signal
Finding some code
That will make the machine do some more.
What is it for?
All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it
take so long?
Guru MacKenzie
Typing the lines of a program that no one will run;
Isn’t it
fun?
Look at him working,
Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile;
It takes a while…
All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it
take so long?
Eleanor Rigby
Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work;
Feels like a jerk.
Guru
MacKenzie
Wiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code;
Nothing will load.
All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it
take so long?
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