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Old People

A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' 
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an  elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them 50 and he says good bye.The couple make another appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. 
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. 
She's married; so we can't go to her house. 
I'm married; and we can't go to my house. 
The Holiday Inn charges 98. The Hilton charges 139. 
We do it here for 50, and Medicare pays 43 of it, leaving my net cost of 7. 

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An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several doctors

 The waiting room was filled with patients.

 As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.    He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;   YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" 
    
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.   

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,   'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,    BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.' 
  
The room erupted in applause! 

  
DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.

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