TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now
class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:
You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:
Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:
No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical
formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are
you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten
years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:
Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:
I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:
All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had
the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon,
tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to,
my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde
, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :
No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:
Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:
A teacher
